Hello. turned 2 today!
fierceand5-2:

lipz-sofrench-ass-sospanish:

goldenxpvssy:

oceanomniac:

Omfg

underage thotties

lmfao

The old days

Things I need to remember;

daddyslilmitten:

1. Stop getting my hopes up.

2. Stop expecting so much.

3. Stop fucking up.

(via ninjasinspaceeee)


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uvee:

Our Idiot Brother (2011)


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The immense distances to the stars and the galaxies mean that we see everything in space in the past – some as they were before the Earth came to be. Telescopes are time machines.

-Carl Sagan (via whats-out-there)

(via asapscience)


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my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.

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